Create a surreal ultra-realistic 3D render styled as a collectible art toy balloon, featuring a cartoon face inflated like a shiny balloon with hyper-detailed sculpted skin, subtle pores, exaggerated round chubby cheeks, oversized pouty lips, and playful cartoon proportions. A balloon knot sits at the base of the neck with a thin string hanging naturally, with everything below the neck and the background removed. The expression is comically whimsical, balanced with a surreal glossy finish. Use soft studio lighting on a smooth neutral beige background with cinematic depth of field, Pixar-quality stylization, poster-grade realism, and a polished sculptural finish. Strange yet charming surrealism, rendered with extreme detail and photographic clarity.